Turtle Beach Elite 800 Wireless Headset Features Reviewed
First Things First: What Even Is This Headset?
If you’ve ever tried gaming with those flimsy $10 earbuds, you already know pain. Tinny sound, wires that knot themselves like evil shoelaces, and that one earbud that just—dies. That’s where the turtle beach elite 800 wireless comes rolling in like the hero in a bad 80s action flick.
I picked it up after way too many nights of yelling “what did he say?” at my TV. The sound hit different. Like, the kind of difference when you switch from instant noodles to a real bowl of ramen. I’m not exaggerating.
Why I Even Bothered With It
- I got tired of tripping over headset wires
- My old mic made me sound like a drive-thru worker
- I wanted something that didn’t look like a thrift store headset from 1998
And yeah, I’ll admit, I partly bought it because the name turtle beach elite 800 wireless just sounded fancy. Like, I could almost hear my bank account groan.
Design That Doesn’t Scream “Basement Gamer”
The first thing I noticed—this thing looks sleek. Black finish, soft earcups that didn’t squeeze my head like a vice. My mom actually walked past me and said, “Finally, you don’t look like a space alien.”
Comfort Check
- Cushions feel soft but sturdy
- Headband doesn’t dig into your skull
- Doesn’t make your ears sweaty after 2 hours (trust me, I tested it in the summer)
Honestly, the comfort sold me almost as much as the audio. I once fell asleep with the turtle beach elite 800 wireless on my head. Woke up, still comfy. Neck sore, but that’s just because I slept weird.
Sound That Punches You in the Chest
Here’s where it gets wild. The sound is not just loud—it’s layered. You know when you’re watching an old war movie and there’s gunfire, shouting, footsteps, planes overhead? With this, you hear all of it, separately.
I remember booting up a racing game, thinking, “Alright, let’s test this.” Engine roared, tires screeched, wind whipped past—every little noise was crisp. Felt like I was back in my cousin’s old beat-up Toyota, except this time the speakers weren’t broken.
What Stands Out About The Audio
- Surround sound feels real, not gimmicky
- Deep bass without the annoying buzz
- Dialogue comes through clear (no more “what did that guy just say?” moments)
It’s not just games either. Watching movies with the turtle beach elite 800 wireless feels like sitting in a mini theater. Except no strangers kicking your seat.
Noise-Canceling That’s Almost Too Good
I put these on, and my dog barked. Didn’t hear him. My phone rang. Didn’t hear it. Mom yelled from the kitchen about the trash. Didn’t hear that either (sorry mom).
It’s almost spooky, the way the turtle beach elite 800 wireless blocks out the world. Like, if a marching band walked past my window, I’d probably miss it. I kinda love that.
Though, pro tip: don’t wear them biking. Learned that one the hard way. Almost missed a honking car.
Mic That Doesn’t Make You Sound Like A Robot
One of my biggest gripes with older headsets—your voice comes out like static wrapped in tinfoil. But this one? Smooth. Clear. My friend legit asked if I’d upgraded my internet. Nope, just the mic.
I once joined a late-night chat, half-asleep, muttering nonsense. My buddy said, “Dude, you sound like a podcast host.” Honestly? That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.
And with the turtle beach elite 800 wireless, I didn’t even have to adjust settings for hours like I usually do. Plug it in, and you’re golden.
Battery Life That Outlasts Me
I’m not great at charging things. Phone? Dead. Controller? Dead. But somehow, this headset keeps going. I used it through a weekend binge session and it didn’t quit on me. Meanwhile, I fell asleep mid-movie. Classic.
Charging is painless too. Dock it, forget it. The lights even make it look like you own a gadget from the future. The turtle beach elite 800 wireless doesn’t just play the part, it looks it.
The Weird But Cool Extras
Alright, here’s some of the stuff I didn’t even expect:
- Preset modes for different games (shooters, racing, RPGs)
- Voice prompts that sound way too cheerful
- Bluetooth for music and calls (yeah, I took a call mid-game once, felt like a spy)
I remember messing with the presets and accidentally setting it to “Sports Mode” while watching a cooking show. Suddenly chopping onions sounded like an epic battle. Not sure if that’s a feature or just me losing it.
How It Stacks Up Against Others
I’ve tried a couple other wireless headsets, and honestly, most feel like they’re pretending. Fancy boxes, buzzwords, but the sound just isn’t there. The turtle beach elite 800 wireless feels like it was built by someone who actually games.
You don’t get that plasticky crack noise. You don’t feel like your head is carrying an old boombox. And the wireless range actually works—I made a sandwich in the kitchen and still heard everything.
Real Talk: Downsides
Okay, it’s not perfect. Few things that bugged me:
- Price tag hurts. Like, wallet-crying hurts.
- Buttons are a little confusing at first
- Noise-canceling so strong you might miss the doorbell (yes, I did)
But honestly, these are nitpicks. If the worst thing is “too immersive,” then I can live with it.
Memory Lane Moment
This is random, but using the turtle beach elite 800 wireless reminded me of when I was a kid with a Walkman. I’d put on those cheap foam headphones, thinking I was the coolest kid on the block. Except the foam would peel off and stick to my hair. Now, decades later, I’m sitting here with a headset that feels like luxury compared to that plastic junk. Funny how things change.
Would I Recommend It?
Short answer: yes.
Long answer: yes, but only if you actually care about sound. If you’re fine with average audio, then this is overkill. But if you want to actually feel a game or a movie, the turtle beach elite 800 wireless is worth it.
It’s the difference between listening to a cassette tape versus a live concert. And trust me, once you hear it, you won’t go back.
Quick Recap for the Forgetful (like me)
- Design is slick and comfy
- Sound feels alive and layered
- Noise-canceling is almost freaky
- Mic makes you sound human again
- Battery just keeps running
- Extras make it feel futuristic
And yeah, the turtle beach elite 800 wireless basically spoiled me. I tried going back to my old wired headset once. Lasted five minutes. Then tossed it in a drawer where all my failed tech lives.
Final Rambly Thoughts
Wrote this paragraph by hand. Then spilled coffee on it. Classic.
But seriously, reviewing this headset reminded me of when I read House of Leaves and had to stop because it was too weird, too layered, too much. This headset kinda feels like that—like there’s always another layer of sound hiding, waiting to surprise you.
And even though I joke around, I actually think the turtle beach elite 800 wireless might be one of the few gadgets I won’t regret buying in 10 years. Which is rare, because usually my tech graveyard gets bigger every year.
